Featured Rosé: Rezabal 2020 Txakoli Rosé
“Imagine, for a moment, that a frosty jalapeño paloma on the rocks was the dastardly villain in an episode of ‘Scooby Doo, Where Are You!’ Or, so we suspect. ‘Alright, you spicy, zesty, refreshing son of a b*tch. Let’s see who you really are.’ Fred swiftly rips that mask right off, revealing that this is, in fact, not a jalapeño paloma at all, but rather Rezabal’s txakoli rosé. Jinkies.”
Sour cherry-hibiscus snow cones? Smoked cinnamon bar nuts? Celestial Seasonings Red Zinger tea? OK!
POV: Mystery Incorporated unmasks a jalapeño paloma to reveal that it was this Spanish rosé all along. Zoinks.
When life gave them lemons (in the form of wildfire smoke that wrecked grape skins), Day Wines made really good rosé.
What does this can of pink wine have to do with uranium-glazed dishware from the 1940’s? Wouldn’t you like to know.
Princess-pink juice with watermelon popsicle vibes and a refreshing little zing that would reign victorious in a boxing match against a tall glass of Arnold Palmer.
A darker rosé with a brown butter raspberry shortbread mood - the perfect third wheel for some lamb curry and garlicky naan glistening with ghee.
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This sour pink gamay is liquid lollipops - only there’s no spectacle-clad owl academic to help you figure out how many sips until you get to the bottom of the bottle. You’re on your own there.