Featured White: Brand 2019 The Electric Chardonnay Acid Test
“It’s an all-out blitz of crunchy green apple, lime tic tacs, and meyer lemons just, you know, straight-up loaded into a trebuchet and catapulted directly at your face on loop like some kind of twisted Mario Party minigame.”
Liquified lime popsicles blasted with salt-sprayed seawater, and a distinct aroma of newly-unboxed pool rafts. Crack some crab legs and drink this Vinho Verde tf up.
Unico Zelo’s Alluvium fiano oozes pineapple but with some buttery heft - think upside down cake as opposed to Dole Whip.
Thinking about having German beer for Oktoberfest this year? Have German wine instead, starting with this one.
This (not sparkling) piquette is what I like to call “hiking water".
They might as well have named this wine “Green Vegetable Garden Party” because that’s exactly the vibe swirling in the glass.
Let this aluminum-enveloped blend change your mind surrounding preconceived notions about “the house white.”