Featured Can: Old Westminster Skin Contact Piquette
“If you blindfolded one of your craft brew nerd friends and told them that it was a sour peach saison, they’d probably believe you - but would get kinda mad since you blindfolded them, and then lied.”
You wanna sip on your stoop for hours doing nothing but blasting Biggie raps and flipping off pigeons who look at you the wrong way? Do that with this nectarine-y, butterscotch-gold elixir.
A can of funky juice perfect for yard work - things like yelling “I’m not mad at you, just disappointed” at your underripe snap peas.
What does this can of pink wine have to do with uranium-glazed dishware from the 1940’s? Wouldn’t you like to know.
This (not sparkling) piquette is what I like to call “hiking water”.
Like San Pellegrino Aranciata Rossa mixed with mundanely-anonymous white wine. Plus, bubbles.
Let this aluminum-enveloped blend change your mind surrounding preconceived notions about “the house white.”
This field blend of Cab Franc, Noiret and Riesling sports a sharp funky brininess you’d get from a jar of Kalamata olives, but to be clear, this is no liquified Greek salad.
Behold, your new favorite chocolate-pairing wine.
A coral-colored spritzer with a bready tang that’d fool your beer nerd friends into thinking it’s a sour peach saison.
What every liter of cranberry Canada Dry yearns to become.