Tasting Notes
Ramona Blood Orange Wine Spritz
Tasting Notes
Is it wine? Is it punch? Is it a top-notch replacement for mimosas at brunch? Yes. This skinny little can of sparkling frivolity is all of these things. Essentially, imagine if someone took a San Pellegrino Aranciata Rossa (the finest flavor of the San Pellegrinos), siphoned some vodka in there, and called it a day. Any actual wine flavor here is masked by a bracing karate chop of blood orange, so don’t be surprised if you mistake it for soda and then get a bit confused when a day of doing some linty laundry ends up being unreasonably entertaining. Will this can of bubbles and sugary fruit juice concentrate change your life? No. Will it quench your thirst if you hauled an ice-cold four-pack to a beach bonfire? Hell yes. Do with that information what you will.
Pair With:
Are you 43 and still play beer pong sometimes? That’s okay! Play it with this stuff.
Funk-o-Meter
No funk here - just fizzy blood orange juice with a hint of a hint of mundanely anonymous white wine.