Tasting Notes

It is eerily coincidental that the label on this fizz looks like a sleep paralysis demon incarnation of the Trix Rabbit, because Wildman Wines’ Astro Bunny Pét-Nat has all the tropical tang of watermelon yogurt. But unlike cotton candy-swirled sugar pudding marketed as a healthy cultured snack or bowls of fruit-shaped cavity kickstarters, this wine (edit: any wine) is definitely not for kids. Loaded with summertime Trolli Peachie-O spunk and a little jolt of grapefruit-zested lightning, it’s practically pleading with you to have it chilled in plastic cups at a park potluck. And how could you say no to that terrifying fanged face? I honestly wouldn’t.